Saturday, September 27, 2008

Ninja Cat!

A long time ago, in a childhood far away, I remember watching Mark and Ringer (my two cats at the time) stalking the same squirrel. Ringer was a social cat, not too concerned with developing his skills as a hunter. Mark, on the other hand, loved hunting. We put TWO bells on him, and he still managed to bring critters home. Watching the two of them, you could immediately tell just how much better a hunter Mark was. Whenever the squirrel looked away, Ringer would scurry forward until the squirrel turned back, like they were playing a silent game of Red Light/Green Light. Mark, on the other hand, would lift his foot. So when I saw Ninja Cat, I thought of him.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

Quote of the Day - September 13, 2008

Doesn't Matter!

- Ask-a-Ninja: Most Fatal Thing

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Friday, September 12, 2008

Putting Things in Perspective

I am inclined to agree with the Ninja that Doesn't Matter is extremely dangerous. So when something makes me miserable, I'll just image myself being catapulted into the middle of Antarctica... and then curl up on the couch with a warm blanket.

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Quote of the Day - September 12, 2008

Ninjas, we study with great masters to become awesome. Crazy people study mirrors to try and find a way out.

- Ask-a-Ninja Question 76: Ninja vs Crazy People

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Quote of the Day - September 10, 2008

Ninjas can slow down their heartbeat and their breathing to appear dead. Crazy people can count to bunny rabbit using made up numbers.

- Ask-a-Ninja Question 76: Ninja vs Crazy People

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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Quote of the Day - September 9, 2008

Ninjas assassinate dangerous and evil creatures. Crazy people assassinate dinner rolls that look at them wrong.

- Ask-a-Ninja Question 76: Ninja vs Crazy People

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Monday, September 08, 2008

Quote of the Day - September 8, 2008

Ninjas have the stamina to fight furiously for days and days and days. Crazy people have the stamina to argue with a piece of macaroni for a year.

- Ask-a-Ninja Question 76: Ninja vs Crazy People

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Sunday, September 07, 2008

Quote of the Day - September 7, 2008

Ninjas are great at not being seen. Crazy people are great at seeing things that aren't there.

- Ask-a-Ninja Question 76: Ninja vs Crazy People

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