Friday, May 09, 2008

Well, At Least They Didn't Burn Him at the Stake

Please tell me this one is a joke. That somehow an Onion article oozed into the main stream media. A substitute teacher performs a magic trick in class by making a toothpick disappear... and gets fired after being accused of wizardry. *shakes head* We're doomed.

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Quote of the Day - May 7, 2008

Teacher: Good morning, class. I trust you've all prepared for today's final exam.

Fry: Uh, excuse me? I missed a few lectures. Uh, what subject is this?

Teacher: Ancient Egyptian algebra.

- "A Fish Full of Dollars", Futurama

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Quote of the Day - May 6, 2008

Cake or death?

- Eddie Izzard

live or Lego form

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