Quote of the Day - April 12, 2008

Please don't tell me to relax - it's only my tension that's holding me together.

- Ashleigh Brilliant

Quote of the Day - April 7, 2008

I'm afraid you're both out of your league, boys, because you're looking at a woman who owns her own harpoon.

- Leela, Futurama, "The Deep South"