Quote of the Day - September 26, 2007

My pancreas attracts every other pancreas in the universe with a force proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.

- "Pancreas" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

(and yes, I know it's technically the square of the distance between them, but you try writing a song about an internal organ you can live without and incorporating a principal of physics. I suggest the appendix and the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle or the spleen and first law of thermodynamics.)