Time to Go!

A song for this expensive and hurried holiday season (to the tune of "Let It Snow!")

Oh, the traffic outside is frightful.
But the deals are so delightful.
The prices cut way down low,
Time to go, time to go, time to go!

All the time I’ve spent shopping
While the stores are still price dropping,
Left me without much dough,
Time to go, time to go, time to go!

When I finally get back home,
I find better deals are online.
Should I take out a loan,
Or wait in the store’s return line?

Now my credit card’s been declined,
To my debt, I have resigned.
Can’t even buy hot cocoa!
Time to go, time to go, time to go!