Quote of the Day - March 14, 2006

Calvin: Mom, can I have a cigarette?
Calvin's Mom : Sure, Calvin. I think your grandfather left some here. Just smoke outside, okay?
Calvin : {wow!}
Hobbes : Your mom let you have a cigarette?
Calvin: For a mom, sometimes she's pretty cool. (inhales) Blaaugh! *gag* *hack* *cough*
Hobbes: You'd think this would be an easy habit to break.
Calvin's Mom: Well, now. Did we learn a little lesson today?
Calvin: *gasp* Yes. Trusting parents can be hazardous to your health.