Thursday, December 15, 2005

If You Die, I'll Kill You

Apparently, all the cemeteries in a town in Brazil are full, so they've deciding to prohibit anyone from dying.

"The bill states that "offenders will be held responsible for their acts". However, it does not say what the punishment will be."

I think they should be killed again, perhaps in a manner befitting the undead like a steak through the heart. A prison sentence is probably unwise, since it might cause health problems in the prison which may lead to more deaths.

If the law proves difficult to enforce, they may have to have the entire town blessed and then bar non-Immortals from living there. Turning people into zombies and vampires may cause more problems than it solves, so I'd recommend against that.


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