Quote of the Day - April 27, 2006

Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.
Robin of Locksley: Then it begins.
Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

- Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves