"Alias" and "Lost" meet... "Star Trek"?

Apparently, J.J. Abrams will be directing the next "Star Trek" movie, at least according to CNN. I can see it now... Kirk, Spock, and McCoy meet at the academy, where they unknowingly start working for Section 31. When they start asking too many questions, they are stranded on an uncharted planet populated by polar bears, psychics, crazed Mimbari, Hobbits, and various Pretty People with Issues.