I'm Ready for the Robot Uprising. Are you?

I just got the book How to Survive a Robot Uprising. Apparently, I have long been prepared for one aspect of surviving this particular kind of apocalypse. In order to conspire with your fellow humans, you must be able to talk to one another. But speech recognition software will allow the robots to know what you are saying - unless you can fool that software. One suggestion is to mix languages. Another is to make up words. They suggest using street slang or acronyms. But why take chances? Use a made-up language that is a mix of different languages and made-up words. Mutran el persoai persos! Irogas nikeki!