Tim Kaine's Eyebrow Hypnotizes Virginians, Convinces Them to Elect Him

On Tuesday, Virginia voters went to the polls to elect their next governor. There, they were haunted by the memory of Tim Kaine's eyebrow and, fearing retribution from the demon that possessed it, they gave him the governorship. Now it has control of the 12th largest state (by population) with 2 Senators and 11 Congressmen. Can it hypnotize or frighten the citizens of Virginia into voting more Democrats into the House and Senate in next year's election? Stay tuned...