Thursday, February 01, 2007

Mooninites Invade Boston

Apparently, the rush-hour shutdown of highways and bridges in Boston was caused by an advertising campaign for Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

In Seattle, one officer had this to say:

“'In this day and age, whenever anything remotely suspicious shows up, people get concerned — and that’s good,' King County sheriff’s Sgt. John Urquhart said. 'However, people don’t need to be concerned about this. These are cartoon characters giving the finger.'"

Well, I wouldn't say you shouldn't be concerned about a cartoon character flipping you off. You just shouldn't suspect that it's an explosive device. Cartoons these days are so rude! It's another sign of society's downfall! The Mooninites should be sent to their room without dinner. And Err should be required to up his Ritalin intake.


Anonymous John said...

Always, and I can't emphasize this enough, ALWAYS clear everything you do with the government. That's what they're there for because, you might, unintentionally, perform a terrorist act.

2/02/2007 6:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I almost called you about this last night! Did you see the press conference held by the two marketing guys that were arrested? All they wanted to talk about was hair styles, and deflected all other questions. Actually, they would fit right in on the show itself.

2/02/2007 7:50 AM  

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