Recipe for Disaster
Take one female engineer with sleep problems who hasn’t lived anywhere without a computer since age four or anywhere without internet since age 14.
Move away from friends and family to an unfamiliar environment, then remove computer and Internet.
Stuff weekends with social goodness, preferably hours away from new home, preventing usual weekend catch-up sleep.
Heat and stir often until little remaining sanity evaporates.
Stand back at least fifty feet to minimize physical injury. Serve hot.
Move away from friends and family to an unfamiliar environment, then remove computer and Internet.
Stuff weekends with social goodness, preferably hours away from new home, preventing usual weekend catch-up sleep.
Heat and stir often until little remaining sanity evaporates.
Stand back at least fifty feet to minimize physical injury. Serve hot.
posted by SpakKadi at 6:05 PM
2 Comments:
So what's the disaster?
Oh, I was on the edge of committing acts of violence several times. When the potential victim is your cell phone or your already broken computer, it's one thing. But the Radio Shack guy who told me it wasn't that big a deal should be entirely thankful he was standing more than an arm's length from me when he said it.
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